QUESTION: Where are your shirts made?

ANSWER: All of our shirts are printed in the good ol’ US of A, and these colors don’t run (literally, they’re pretty darn high quality prints)

QUESTION: How do your shirts really fit?

ANSWER: If you’re really concerned as to whether you can pour yourself into a medium or you need to man up, buy a large, and scratch off the size tag so no one sees your shame, check out our sizing chart below each item description. The performance moisture-wicking shirts (100% polyester) are cut a bit larger than the rest (cotton and blends)

QUESTION: I have this rash, what do you recommend?

ANSWER: Above the waist and below the knee, try an over the counter itch cream. Between those two, see a doctor. NOTE: we are not doctors, do not listen to us on medical issues

QUESTION: Will you be offering other types of apparel at some point?

ANSWER: We absolutely plan on expanding into a wide variety of other clothing options and styles. Check our Facebook or Instagram for updates when we do! If you don’t, you’ll miss out and other people will be cooler than you.

QUESTION: Mike leaves on a train from San Francisco travelling at 300 mph. Chad leaves on a train leaving LA at 200 mph. How long before their trains crash?

ANSWER: Not soon enough, Chad is a terrible name (sorry Uncle Chad, we love you!)

QUESTION: Do you offer bulk orders?

ANSWER: We sure diddly-do. Give us a call or email and we can work something out. I know a guy who knows a guy.

QUESTION: When are you getting home? It’s getting late and dinner is cold already you bastard.

ANSWER: Yikes, sorry babe, you know I love you. I promise I’ll be home as soon as I finish this next drink or three. Kisses!